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Coffin Demotivational Poster

Coffin View -

TAGS: coffin
Rating: 4.94/5

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fgd051943 - October 30, 2013, 5:53 pm
I think whomever buys those is a lot more optimistic than I am! Somehow I think if you can use a DVD player or an LCD screen, you really don't need to be in a coffin.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 30, 2013, 2:04 am
FANTASTIC! 5L What I don't understand are the coffins with the LCD screens and DVD players.

THERE IS AN APP FOR DYING - Introducing The New iCoffin

DRUNK DRIVING - Save time to your family


TAGS: cigarettes camel coffin
Rating: 3.88/5

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Iconoclast - May 22, 2010, 7:52 am
No, I meant cancelled, but your idea of cancered is better - I just didn't think of that ..... :-)
forseti - May 22, 2010, 4:19 am
chinese spelling error in the last line: you probably mean "cancered"?!? ;)


TAGS: gunshot coffin death same meaning
Rating: 4.71/5

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Reality Lord - September 10, 2012, 6:25 am

Nice. The pic alone gives me the shivers
Greeny - October 7, 2011, 5:17 am
RIP Tin Cans, Paper Targets and Clay Pigeons


BODY MOVIN' - We be body movin'

TAGS: herse hearse casket coffin death dead body corpse funeral funerary grave yard car cemetary moving transportation beastie boys
Rating: 2.08/5

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forseti - April 1, 2010, 7:47 am
hard to get if you are not an insider. only got it with the 'beastie boys'-tag...


TAGS: old age death cancer coffin
Rating: 4.92/5

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CloudchaserS - August 17, 2013, 6:10 am
That's OK, I wasn't offended (-:
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 16, 2013, 5:21 pm
It figures that other countries would discover and try to eradicate cancer before America. The US was too busy with other frivolous endeavors; specifically building the A-bomb. But that's interesting, didn't know that.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 16, 2013, 5:16 pm
Cancer, then, is a PC term for death... and tuberculosis.
lgvernon - August 16, 2013, 12:44 pm

'Consumption' meant end-stage tuberculosis, when the disease actually consumed the lungs. The term was broadly used Over time, the various cultures of the world gave the illness different names: yaksma (India), phthisis (Greek), consumptione (Latin)
lgvernon - August 16, 2013, 12:41 pm

'Consumption' was the name they gave tuberculosis. It was HIppocrates who actually gave cancer a name, although physicians had known of its existence for a long time, even then. Greeks referred to cancer as 'karkinos'...
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 16, 2013, 12:36 pm
Sorry, I'm bipolar. It really explains my cryptic Motifakes lately, lol.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 16, 2013, 12:36 pm
Sorry, I'm bipolar. It really explains my cryptic Motifakes lately, lol.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 16, 2013, 12:35 pm
You are so right, Cloud. It doesn't take Nostrodomous to see that something worse than the ebola virus is slowly incubating on this planet. And like 1918, all it's going to take to activate it is a little sneeze.
CloudchaserS - August 16, 2013, 12:28 am
And when we have easy cures and preventatives for all forms of cancer, nature will find new ways to kill us in the form of diseases we previously did not live long enough to develop.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 15, 2013, 11:59 pm
Consumption? How long ago was that?
Reality Lord - August 15, 2013, 8:19 pm

they called it "consumption" back then.

The real "forever alone" -

TAGS: friends coffin forever alone
Rating: 4.78/5

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EmilioDumphque - April 24, 2013, 4:06 am
...and the lucky ones get to dance on the others' graves.

WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUPER SIZE THAT? - no worries we'll leave the light on for you

TAGS: coffin challenge
Rating: 4.4/5

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MissRed - May 24, 2010, 11:26 am
Lovely! I'll be there shortly.

ELVIS - See Everyone He is Dead No Big foot or Aliens Were Ever Involved

The smallest coffins are the heaviest -

TAGS: miss carla six word stories smallest coffin heaviest
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Rick69

MissPriss - August 4, 2014, 2:00 am
Kind of here...longer than a 6 word story ...hope to be back soon.
EmilioDumphque - August 3, 2014, 3:59 pm
Then who the hell could that be? Not Sybie, and probably not Georgie. Ah, maybe Edith's bastard, being raised by the farmer. It's practically a newborn. But Georgie dying would throw the inheritance into doubt again.
Rick69 - August 3, 2014, 10:35 am
I try...
GaryO - August 3, 2014, 9:59 am
Meant the ‘Miss Carla’ ref. Nice try at evasive ambiguity, though.
Rick69 - August 3, 2014, 8:19 am
Huh, hope that's not the case. Last poster I made was over 3 months ago. Things get in the way of the internet. Regulars always tend to return.
Silverheart - August 3, 2014, 8:03 am

Why is Carla tagged? Is she really gone for good?
Rick69 - August 3, 2014, 5:33 am
It is a story consisting of 6 words. Hence, 6-word-stories. There are more.
Rick69 - August 3, 2014, 5:32 am
Good eye, it is a screen-grab from that very show... I think. I've never seen the show but the site where I got the picture confirms your thought.
Greybeard - August 2, 2014, 10:57 pm
6 tiny words that say so much. Powerfully sad.
EmilioDumphque - August 2, 2014, 10:34 pm
Looks like Thomas Barrow! Is this a spoiler for the next season of Downton Abbey?
GaryO - August 2, 2014, 9:41 pm
I must ask, what’s with the tag ref, sir Rick?

MY SON - I Locked Him In This Coffin ... ... He Locked Himself In My Heart

TAGS: son death coffin heart lock
Rating: 4.3/5

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Rick69 - January 20, 2012, 2:51 pm
Thank you... It's what I do best...
maoworks2 - January 20, 2012, 2:23 pm
Heavy Stuff 5L
maoworks2 - January 20, 2012, 2:23 pm
Heavy Stuff 5L




TAGS: coffins geek
Rating: 3.43/5

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boeweizer - March 9, 2010, 7:59 pm
virgins dont need coffins they should be put in the nearest volcano so the gods dont get angry
R.S.Jake - January 7, 2010, 11:13 am
Crap, can you imagine having to kill the King Zombie that used to be your wife??? Actually, not that hard to imagine. J/K if your reading this Honey!
Fatt Matt - January 7, 2010, 11:03 am
Fatt Matt - January 7, 2010, 11:03 am
Yeah, but the zombie that raises form the SNES coffin is by default King Zombie.
R.S.Jake - January 7, 2010, 10:55 am
She would Sooo haunt me! I'm going to piss off a corpse! Just my luck that would start the Zombie Apocalypse!
LogicDude - January 7, 2010, 10:41 am
What do you mean she wouldn't go for it? If she's dead, YOU get to pick out her coffin, right?
R.S.Jake - January 7, 2010, 10:20 am
Good call! If it's in the will she HAS to do it! It's the law right?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 7, 2010, 10:07 am
Put it in your will......what's she gonna say?
R.S.Jake - January 7, 2010, 10:03 am
The Nintendo would be awesome though! But my wife would never go for it.

R.I.P. XBOX 360 - Because all good things must come to an end. Damn you RED RING of DEATH!

Confidence -

Serial Dating -


TAGS: coffin forsale humor
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - June 10, 2013, 9:00 am

Oh, noooo! Aunt Edna says she'd never live with a maaaaan!
Silverheart - June 10, 2013, 3:57 am

Sooo... how much for the casket? It'd look nice in my man cave, next to my guitar stuff.
lgvernon - June 9, 2013, 9:14 pm

Well, it WAS only used once...
falloutghoul - June 9, 2013, 8:53 pm
At least the casket will sell for cheaper than they usually do.
lgvernon - June 9, 2013, 6:18 pm

That's a REAL yard sale!~
PapaFox - June 9, 2013, 6:11 pm
My sister had a yard sale -- and sold the house. O.o


TAGS: coffin slot
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by flint

flint - October 17, 2010, 12:08 pm
that a good one, cloudchaser,
Cloudchaser - October 17, 2010, 11:28 am
"There's only been one man who never made a mistake and he got nailed to a cross" One of my guests when apologized to for a mistake on his bill

MMMMM... FIRE BAKED PIZZA! - Italian prosecutors believe pizza in the southern city of Naples may be baked in ovens lit with wood from coffins dug up from the local cemetery

TAGS: italian prosecutors believe pizza in the southern city of naples may be baked in ovens lit with wood from coffins dug up from the local cemetery
Rating: 4.43/5

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LichKingOzma - April 2, 2014, 9:04 am
MissRed - May 19, 2010, 1:32 am
Yummy. Corpse pizza flavoring.
agdaniele - May 18, 2010, 11:08 pm
What they don't tell you is that every coffin had a living stool pigeon sealed inside. So, eat up! Every margarita you eat saves a guido from messing up his Forzieri's while digging a shallow grave.


Necrophilia -

TAGS: necrophilia cold coffin pervert
Rating: 4.67/5

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JesusWept - June 13, 2015, 6:41 am
Thanks :)
concern3 - June 13, 2015, 5:44 am
Sick but a 5er